Assistant Launch
AI-trained executive assistants

Founders who scale
don't do their own admin.

A full-time, dedicated executive assistant who actually owns your inbox
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02 / The real problem

Right now, everything in your business flows through you.

Every email. Every decision. Every “did you get that?” Every follow-up nobody else remembers.

You didn't plan to be the one running every thread. It happened by accident. Because every chain of work routes back to you, and the second it stops at your desk, nothing else moves.

The fix isn't more help. More hands just means more inputs queued up at your desk by Monday morning.

The fix is an executive assistant who actually owns the work. Someone you hand chains of outcomes to, not piles of tasks. And when they're AI-trained from day one - with ongoing training so they keep getting sharper - they move at software speed, not email speed.

03 / What they actually own

Not a task-taker.
An Executive Assistant.
A partner who owns the work.

These aren't things your EA “can help with.” These come off your plate entirely, and stay off.

Your inbox

Triaged, drafted, responded to. Not labels. Ownership.

Your calendar

Arbitrates tradeoffs, defends deep work, moves what shouldn't have been booked.

AI-powered workflows

Claude and GPT baked into every daily workflow. They move at software speed.

Your follow-ups

Chases the outcomes nobody else remembers to chase.

Personal life

Bills, home services, gifts, kids' logistics, errands.

Recurring ops

Your weekly playbooks, documented, run, improved.

Team coordination

Status updates, cross-functional handoffs, project threads.

Travel logistics

Booked, rebooked, itineraries that actually make sense.

What makes it stick

Why most EA hires fail -
and why ours don't.

Most founders have hired an assistant before. Some more than once. Some have been thinking about it for years. It almost always fails for one of three reasons - and every one of them is avoidable.

What goes wrong

Wrong Person

Most "assistants" were "trained" by other busy founders who didn't know what they were doing. Not trained properly, hired quickly, and never really tested. They do tasks instead of owning outcomes - so you're still the one running every thread.

What goes wrong

Wrong Systems

Hand someone tasks with no system to move them through, and you've just created another inbox. Work slips because nothing catches it.

What goes wrong

Wrong Support

Most services hand you an EA and disappear. Now you're managing the person who was supposed to manage things for you.

1,500+ real founders with real relief

Founders who finally exhaled.

bVital
“She helped us establish a residency in three days. That process in the past has taken six to eight months to get done, and she did it in two to three weeks. Phenomenal. I am just way more productive with her managing it now.”

Dr. Greg Eckel

Founder · bVital

01 / 05

In their own words

Watch 1,500+ founders explain what actually changed.

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How we handle your data

Security, built in. Not bolted on.

Dedicated hardware

Every EA works on an Assistant Launch-issued, MDM-managed device. No personal laptops touch your data.

Locked-down access

Every tool access is logged, scoped to what the role requires, and revocable on day one.

NDA and data training

Every EA signs an NDA and completes data-handling training before they touch your work.

The real math

Right now, you're the
highest-paid assistant at your company.

Every hour you spend on inbox, calendar, and follow-ups is an hour you're paying yourself to do work that shouldn't be yours. Here's what it actually costs.

Your effective hourly rate

Annual revenueYour hour is worth
Under $500k$100/hr
$500k - $1M$300/hr
$1M - $3M$500/hr
$3M - $5M$750/hr
$5M - $10M$1,000/hr
Over $10M$2,000/hr

Based on typical founder pay per revenue tier. Your number may be higher.

Napkin math for a $3M founder

Your effective hourly rate$500/hr
xHours/week on admin you shouldn't be doing16 hrs
xWeeks per year52
You're losing per year$416,000

Net return with an AI-trained EA

11.6x ROI

on your EA investment - the hours you buy back this year more than cover the cost of the EA who buys them back.

4-Week Accelerator Guarantee

Ownership by Day 28 - or the clock stops on our side.

Your EA owns your email, calendar, and key processes within four weeks. If they don't, we keep going at no cost to you until they do.

Find Your EASee pricing
$199 value · free

Get Your EA Time Freedom Report

See exactly what an EA should own in your business. And what it's actually costing you.

  • 21 personalized tasks your EA should take off your plate
  • The exact dollar value of the hours you're losing every week
  • A custom delegation roadmap mapped to your business
  • The same Core Four framework we build for paying clients

Delivered in 60 seconds

Time Freedom Report - Cover
Time Freedom Report - Time & money analysis
Time Freedom Report - Delegation breakdown
Time Freedom Report - Task roadmap
Time Freedom Report - Personalized plan
Time Freedom Report - Core Four playbook
Time Freedom Report - Next steps

Your 7-page report

Before you book the call

Questions founders ask
before their first exhale.

Stop being the bottleneck

Your right-hand person is
60 seconds away.

A few questions. We'll recommend a few AI-trained EAs who can own your inbox, your calendar, and whatever else you shouldn't be doing. Billing starts when you're paired - not when you sign.

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1,500+ founders already stopped being the bottleneck. Your turn.